Bong World Order

Should (I mean When!) our Alliance prevails, there will be some important changes made in the way the world works

  1. Every American, except Mark, will be required to carry a green card at all times.
  2. Those who have been voted off the island will be allowed to eat only inferior Krispy Kremes and will leave the warm glazed for members of the Alliance.
  3. Asking an IT person a stupid question will cost a quarter. Each month, the names of all those who asked stupid questions will be put in a hat. The winner will get half the amount collected for that month. As severance pay!

As we've only begun assembling our goals, there will be more to come. Tune in frequently as we update our plans for a Bong Utopia

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