Frequently Asked Questions

Doubtless you're wondering exactly what the purpose of the Bong Alliance is.
Perhaps you want to know more about the members
Maybe you just want to know why

Well, you won't find any of those answers here. We of the Bong Alliance believe that FAQ is best pronounced Faw Q. Nonetheless, we offer the following for the education of those less fortunate than ourselves.

1. Q: What is the purpose of the Bong Alliance?
A: What is the purpose of rain, clouds, earth or sky? No one can tell you the purpose of anything, except, of course, for your local sales rep.
2. Q: Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
A: That depends. Is this annoying you?
3. Q: What's the point of the whole “Bong Babes” thing?
A: What's the point of ruling the world if you don't have a few babes around?
As a bonus, the Bong Babes page works, unlike some others we could point to.
(Clearly not a question asked by a real man)
4. Q: What does the Secure button do?
A: That's for us to know and you to find out!

Flashing line just to annoy non-Alliance members

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So what? We stole it fair and square.