Those Bastards

Mark sent the folks at Krispy Kreme a note about our web page for possible inclusion on their "stories" page. Here's what he got back:

Thanks for your email! It sounds like your office is big fans of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. We do not encourage doughnut eating contests because it is dangerous to consume any type of food that fast.
Thanks for your interest in Krispy Kreme!
Best regards,
Becky Shell

Needless to say, we consider this a chilling development. If you're still hellbent on it after seeing this, here's the link to the Krispy Kreme site.