DAY FOUR NEWS
Winter Camp XI - 1987
WINTER CAMP XI NEWS
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 30, 1987
VOLUME 3 ISSUE 1
Lee Gardy, Editor
Mike Osvath, Publisher
WINTER CAMP NEWSPAPER RESUMES PRODUCTION
After 362 days of speculation on who exactly was responsible for the Winter Camp XI newspaper a new publisher has been named. Michael Jon Osvath, most noted for his imitation of a wretch, has replaced Jeff Rand as the head adult adviser for the tabloid. Though no details of the contract between Osvath and Minister of Information Dave Milon were announced, it is expected that Mr. Osvath will stay on as publisher for at least the next issue. The readers of this paper will be happy to know that though there has been a change in publisher, Pulitzer Surprise-winning editor Lee Gardy has agreed to stay on as managing editor. During a conversation with Mr. Gardy, this reporter discovered that despite the change in publisher, no changes in the fine yellow-journalistic style of the paper will take place.
-B. B. Bilo
(ED. NOTE- B.B. Bilo is a pseudonym for one of the reporters on this year's staff who wishes to keep his praises to a minimum.)
JERRY CALHOUN - Aged 15 years; shot to death outside the Clearwater latrine around 12:10 a.m. on Monday. No funeral services are expected for Mr. Calhoun.
LEE GARDY - Aged 16 years; shot in the side at 12:25 a.m. Sunday. Eyewitnesses are currently being questioned.
BILL BLAIN - Bombed in his own bed at B.C. Cabin. Though the murder weapon was found, no further investigation has taken place.
FRISBEE ULTIMATE DECLARED TIE
After nearly 30 minutes of hard fought frisbee ultimate, the game was declared a 5-5 tie. The game, of course, was not without its highlights. Standouts for the Howiettes' run-and-gun offense included Lee Gardy(2 goals & 2 assists); team captain John Howey(1 goal & 3 assists); and Roger Horn (1 goal & 2 assists). Highlights for the opposing Bollmen included Chris Macionski and Bill Blain.
Weather will be partly cloudy today with highs in the low 20's. Mostly clear and cool tonight with lows near 10. Becoming cloudy tomorrow with a chance of snow flurries.
HIGH LOW YESTERDAY: 25 12 NORMALS: 33 20 RECORD: 62 -10 PRECIPITATION: 0.05 inch MONTH TOTAL: 2.37 inch YEAR TOTAL: 37.33 inch
WINTER CAMP TRIVIA
Answers from December 31, 1986:
- Anti- Oatley Snack
- as of 1986, 79
- What four Winter Camp "athletes" battled it out in the endless card toss game in Winter Camp X's Wacky Decathlon?
- What youth and adult members received the special responsibility of being latrine monitors at Winter Camp IX?
- Which Winter Camp involved a painting service project at Clearwater and Midway.
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